Fifteen Things You Can Find at Greyhound Bus Stop that You Can't Find Anywhere Else

If you like rollercoasters, you'll love Greyhound. It'll give you the whiplash of a lifetime and a life's worth of emotional trauma in 14 hours.

Here are the things you may find on a Greyhound bus trip that you won't find anywhere else:

1. A moldy toothbrush.

2. The look in a man's eyes after he found his co-worker's dead body in the back of an 18-wheeler.

3. A man with a chain necklace he made at Home Depot who has seizures sometimes.

4. A bus driver who doesn't stop for the man with a chain necklace that has seizures sometimes.

5. A woman with a pet pigeon.

6. An okay musician, "risking it all."

7. A corn dog but the dog is a cockroach.

8. A bag full of nail clippings.

9. A comedian who thinks his Bill Cosby impersonation has aged well.

10. A cigarette vending machine.

11. Water fountains with a sign that says, "Safe to Drink from Once."

12. Popcorn balls year-round.

14. A guy with blood on his hands and no one asks why.

15. A smoking zone, but it's anywhere you happen to be smoking.

We don't ride Greyhound because it's good. We ride because it's a good time.